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Shit Quotes

Fact: The following quotes are absolutely shit.

“You can take the dog out of the man, but you can’t take the man out of the dog.”

“If you put a cocoon in your pocket, out comes a butterfly. If you put an egg in your pocket, you get a dirty pocket.”

“Stars don’t shine so bright for the blind man.”

“Polar bears are the ghost-version of bears.”

“One in the bucket is two in the shoe.”

Undeniable fact on the internet. True shit.