Nov/090
Tuberculosis: Fact Or Fiction
It is said that tuberculosis is a disease.
Tuberculosis is abbreviated as TB. That makes no sense. Why is it abbreviated as TB? There is no reasonable logic behind it. I would have abbreviated it to Tubs or Bercs. TB makes no sense. It’s as if someone imagined a silly disease and then imagined an even more ridiculous abbreviation of the name. The abbreviation is illogical.
Tuberculosis isn’t even real because it came from someone’s imagination. Established from the aforementioned fact is the conclusion that tuberculosis is just an old wives’ tale that is used to scare children. This is logical.
“Drink your milk or you’ll get tuberculosis.”
I don’t know anyone that has tuberculosis. I don’t know anyone, who knows anyone that has tuberculosis. Has any ever even died from tuberculosis? I highly doubt it. People die from cancer and AIDS but you never hear about anyone dying from Tuberculosis.
This is because Tuberculosis is not real.
Jul/091
2009 Swine Flu Pandemic
What Is Swine Flu?
Swine Flu is an infection by any swine influenza virus.
How Do I Protect Myself From The Swine Flu?
Wear a surgical mask or respirator in public so people can laugh at you.
Will I Get Swine Flu If I Catch Public Transport?
Yes. You will catch it and probably die from it.
Does Swine Flu Exist?
No. Swine Flu is a made up. It’s not real. There is no such thing as Swine Flu.
Who Made Up Swine Flu?
A bunch of American dudes were having a party on a farm. They ate some mushrooms and started tripping out. They were outside in the fields when they saw a piglet trot towards them. One of the guys said that the piglet looked like it had a cold. The piglet would trot around with its runny nose. It would stop to sneeze. As it sneezed, its curly tail would extend and retract. This idea amused them.
The next day the duders told everyone about Swine Flu. Then the idea of a Swine Flu pandemic started.
Why Do Some People Think That They Have Swine Flu?
Because they’re fucking idiots. It’s a fucking cold. Get over it. Stop being a fucking sooky crybaby.
What Infections Is Swine Flu Often Compared To?
Cooties and the Y2K bug.
Is The Swine Flu A Myth?
Yes. The Swine Flu is a MYTH. Confirmed!