Jan/100
Shit Quotes
Fact: The following quotes are absolutely shit.
“You can take the dog out of the man, but you can’t take the man out of the dog.”
“If you put a cocoon in your pocket, out comes a butterfly. If you put an egg in your pocket, you get a dirty pocket.”
“Stars don’t shine so bright for the blind man.”
“Polar bears are the ghost-version of bears.”
“One in the bucket is two in the shoe.”
Undeniable fact on the internet. True shit.
Jan/100
Nigga VS Nigger
Definition
Nigger means African slave.
Nigga means comrade.
The Problem
When spoken, the words, nigger and nigga sound the same. The problem arises when someone misinterprets the meaning of the words.
Here are some examples to illustrate the problem.
Claudo: “What up, my nigga?”
Elmus: “Who are you calling a nigger?”
Claudo: “I meant nigga in a good way.”
Elmus: “Oh shit. My bad… my bad.”
Sanders: “Pick my cotton, nigga.”
Emerson: “Fuck you, boss.”
Sanders: “I meant N-I-G-G-A.”
Emerson: “Oh sorry, boss. I thought you were calling me a nigger.”
Chun Li: “Fuck you, nigger.”
Balrog: “I ain’t you comrade, bitch.”
Chun Li: “I meant nigger in a bad way.”
Balrog: “Oh. My bad. Fuck you.”
The Solution
Shut the fuck up.