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		<title>Essays</title>
		<description><![CDATA[The Merriam-Webster dictionary defines an essay as &#8220;an analytic or interpretative literary composition usually dealing with its subject from a limited or personal point of view.&#8221; Any essay that includes a Merriam-Webster dictionary definition in the introduction is a piece-of-shit-essay. It is played-out and shit. This is a fact. This fact cannot be denied. True [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shit Quotes</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Fact: The following quotes are absolutely shit. &#8220;You can take the dog out of the man, but you can&#8217;t take the man out of the dog.&#8221; &#8220;If you put a cocoon in your pocket, out comes a butterfly. If you put an egg in your pocket, you get a dirty pocket.&#8221; &#8220;Stars don&#8217;t shine so [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.truefactsontheinternet.com/shit-quotes/76/</link>
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		<title>Nigga VS Nigger</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Definition Nigger means African slave. Nigga means comrade. The Problem When spoken, the words, nigger and nigga sound the same. The problem arises when someone misinterprets the meaning of the words. Here are some examples to illustrate the problem. Claudo: &#8220;What up, my nigga?&#8221; Elmus: &#8220;Who are you calling a nigger?&#8221; Claudo: &#8220;I meant nigga [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.truefactsontheinternet.com/nigga-vs-nigger/64/</link>
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		<title>Tuberculosis: Fact Or Fiction</title>
		<description><![CDATA[It is said that tuberculosis is a disease. Tuberculosis is abbreviated as TB. That makes no sense. Why is it abbreviated as TB? There is no reasonable logic behind it. I would have abbreviated it to Tubs or Bercs. TB makes no sense. It&#8217;s as if someone imagined a silly disease and then imagined an [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.truefactsontheinternet.com/tuberculosis-fact-or-fiction/59/</link>
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		<title>The Definitive Sex Bases Guide</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Back-Story I was having a few drinks at my friend&#8217;s apartment on the weekend. It was about 4AM and we ran out of ice so I quickly went downstairs to get a bag of ice and some munchies. I was kinda super drunk by that point. I jumped in the elevator with young, black-haired girl [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.truefactsontheinternet.com/the-definitive-sex-bases-guide/30/</link>
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		<title>2009 Swine Flu Pandemic</title>
		<description><![CDATA[What Is Swine Flu? Swine Flu is an infection by any swine influenza virus. How Do I Protect Myself From The Swine Flu? Wear a surgical mask or respirator in public so people can laugh at you. Will I Get Swine Flu If I Catch Public Transport? Yes. You will catch it and probably die [...]]]></description>
		<link>http://www.truefactsontheinternet.com/2009-swine-flu-pandemic/24/</link>
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		<title>Koala Bears Are Real</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Meeting The Koala Bear I went to a really cool zoo in Australia. They had a koala bear enclosure, where you could pay $30 to enter and hold a koala bear. Being a lover of cuddly bears, I paid the $30 and went in to pat the bears. The enclosure was basically an open area [...]]]></description>
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